Inked Chair
Released : Film Festivals Globally
Inked Chair (Short Film: 8-9 min): A dentist purchases a used chair that turns out to be possessed.
Genre: Supernatural Horror
Status:
Editing
Vseants note: Keep smiling
Genre: Supernatural Horror
Status:
Editing
Vseants note: Keep smiling
Neighborhood Racket
In Post Production
Neighborhood Racket (Short Film): To defeat his arch-rival, a tennis coach must lead his team to victory in the final match of a tournament, even if it means drawing blood.
Genre: Comedy
Synopsis: Mixed doubles team compete in an inter-subdivision tennis tournament. As the final match approaches, Coach Harshit prepares his team, Betty and Gibbs, to face that of his old rival, Coach Ron. Coach Harshit is determined to beat Coach Ron and squelch his own longstanding feeling of inferiority. Coach Harshit trains Betty and Gibbs to ‘aim for the balls,’ and not tennis balls, either. Betty and Gibbs play Jina and Dick in the final match. A fierce exchange of crotch-shots by both sides culminates in a deadly serve by Betty. Betty’s winning serve leaves Coach Ron with an injury to his manhood. Finally, Coach Harshit revels in his victory.
Status:
Editing
Vseants note: Keep your eye on the ball
Genre: Comedy
Synopsis: Mixed doubles team compete in an inter-subdivision tennis tournament. As the final match approaches, Coach Harshit prepares his team, Betty and Gibbs, to face that of his old rival, Coach Ron. Coach Harshit is determined to beat Coach Ron and squelch his own longstanding feeling of inferiority. Coach Harshit trains Betty and Gibbs to ‘aim for the balls,’ and not tennis balls, either. Betty and Gibbs play Jina and Dick in the final match. A fierce exchange of crotch-shots by both sides culminates in a deadly serve by Betty. Betty’s winning serve leaves Coach Ron with an injury to his manhood. Finally, Coach Harshit revels in his victory.
Status:
Editing
Vseants note: Keep your eye on the ball
The Missing D1ld0
In Post Production
The Missing D1ld0 (Short Film: TBD): . A young woman must keep her dildo under wraps during a night out in order to avoid humiliation at her boss’ birthday party.
Genre: Slapstick comedy
Synopsis: Rita Jones’ dildo arrives in the clumsy hands of her mailman, who accidentally rips open the package. Embarrassed, Rita makes a quick getaway, driving off with the dildo in her purse. Rita attends her boss' birthday party where she tries to keep her dildo hidden. Rita accidentally drops the dildo and, unbeknownst to her, it goes on a journey of its own. Rico, a man who tries hitting on Rita, finds the dildo and takes it for a spin. A drunk partygoer mistakes the dildo for a microphone. The dildo centers in a fight, takes a dip in the party punchbowl, and finally, becomes a chew toy for a mastiff and then some cats. Rita finds the dildo under a couch and brings it home, none the wiser.
Status:
Editing
Vseants note: Check your purse
Genre: Slapstick comedy
Synopsis: Rita Jones’ dildo arrives in the clumsy hands of her mailman, who accidentally rips open the package. Embarrassed, Rita makes a quick getaway, driving off with the dildo in her purse. Rita attends her boss' birthday party where she tries to keep her dildo hidden. Rita accidentally drops the dildo and, unbeknownst to her, it goes on a journey of its own. Rico, a man who tries hitting on Rita, finds the dildo and takes it for a spin. A drunk partygoer mistakes the dildo for a microphone. The dildo centers in a fight, takes a dip in the party punchbowl, and finally, becomes a chew toy for a mastiff and then some cats. Rita finds the dildo under a couch and brings it home, none the wiser.
Status:
Editing
Vseants note: Check your purse